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Don't make me use this!
I'm just joking! Well, kind of!
I hope you enjoy my site. We've had so much fun, I thought it'd be a blast to talk about our experiences with our open marriage. Hubby takes care of his affairs on his blog, and I'll talk about my adventures and our threesomes (and moresomes) here.
All I ask from my readers are a few things.
1. Don't ask to meet. I have no desire to be found abandoned and lifeless in an open field or dumpster. It's just too dangerous for a woman to meet people through the internet.
2. Don't ask for full face pics. You won't get them. I have a career in the real world to protect. As it is, this is risky enough.
3. All comments will be moderated. Anything attacking me, my husband, our friends, or other posters will be deleted. If you don't like this type of subject, leave. I get that it's not for everybody, but you'd better get that I have every fucking right in the world to create a blog like this.
4. Let's act like adults here, okay?
5. Be respectful of all.
6. I'm more than happy to counsel young women struggling with their sexual orientation. I've gone through this struggle and it's not easy.
7. I'm also more than happy to help married/attached men of bisexual women deal with this (although my husband might be more useful with this).
8. This is hardcore, adult stuff. My hubby and I have had sex with a lot--and I mean A LOT--of people. It's not for the faint of heart.
9. Don't ask for contact information for me, my hubby or any of the people I talk about on my blog.
10. You can call me "Alex", "Lex", "Lexie", or "Alexandra". I'm not to be referred to as any of the following: honey, sweetie, baby, doll, bitch, slut, whore, etc....
11. Thank you for the compliments, but I really am 40! I may look young, but what is 40 supposed to look like? That being said, hey, I do love the compliments. LOL
12. No, you may not know the name of the company I work for.
13. No cock pics, and for that matter, no close up pussy pics.
14. I don't want to hear anything about S&M. I hate that crap.
15. No, I will not give you tips on cheating! That's what my husband's blog is for! I'm joking around with this one, but honestly, I doubt I could be of any help. But if you do have a question, I'll try and answer it.
16. Yes, all pics are of me. Yes I look young. Yes, my weight has varied over 20 years (hint: that happens a lot with women).
17. Blonde jokes are allowed and encouraged! Yes, I'm naturally a brunette!
18. No requests for poses. I'm not running a pay site here. This blog is autobiographical and free.
19. Almost all questions are encouraged, within reason. Just be polite.
19. In some pics, you'll see me with a cigarette in my hand. This can lead you to one of two conclusions: that I'm a non-smoker that walks around with a cigarette in her hand or that I'm a smoker. It's the latter. And I don't want to hear any of that anti-smoking crapola.
Yeah, bad habit. Blah, blah. So are doing drugs (which we don't do), getting drunk all the time (again, which we don't do), scarfing fast food every day (again....), eating two pounds of red meat a day and washing it down with five cans of Red Bull (again....) and yet I don't see anybody ripping those habits. No lectures, please.
